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These are the old archives, where most of the original art exists for the early stories by Jason, and of course, the later stories with Trevor as the artist. We’ll be going through The Road Trip, giving the art AND the story an update for a proper beginning for Ardra!

  1. The Early Years
    1. You Have To Start Somewhere
      1. Ardra's Triumphant Debut
      2. Remember, Kiddies, Zanta Klaus is Coming....TO KILL!!
      3. A Brief Refresher Course On Cell Phone Etiquette.
      4. Survey Says....Ardra's Just A Bit Strange!
      5. The Ubiquitous Calvin and Hobbes Tribute.
      6. A Very Renelsior Christmas.
      7. Grammar City Language Police: To Serve And Correct.
  2. The Road Trip
    1. Onward!
      1. The Road Trip - She's Probably Just Too Cheap To Buy Plane Tickets.
      2. Day 1: Chicago.
      3. Day 2: One of 6,432 Dairy Farms In The Central Wisconsin Area
      4. Day 3: Meet Ardra's Grandparents!
      5. Day 4: Farm Folks, Flapjacks, and Farewells
      6. Day 5: Eileen Reflects Upon Life.
      7. Day 6: Too Much Time On The Road Leads To Bad Puns
      8. Day 7: Comparing Ardra's Mom To Tony Shalhoub.
    2. Meet the (Dysfunctional) Parents
      1. Into The Lair Of The Wicked Witch.
      2. Dr. Bob Renelsior, Classic Enabler.
      3. What Do You Give The Hellspawn Who Has Everything?
    3. Ardra's Sister, Aldla!
      1. A Secret Too Terrible To Mention!
      2. Meet Aldla!
      3. Aldla Has A Secret!
      4. Aldla Reveals Her Master Plan.
      5. Ardra Takes Aldla To Task.
      6. Aldla Reveals Her Plot To Ardra.
      7. Ardra Displays Un-Ardralike Maternal Instincts.
      8. Raise Your Glass Of Coke-Pepsi-Sprite-Lemonade-Orange Juice-Squid Ink In A Toast To 2006!
      9. Never Work With Dogs Or Super-Intellectual Children.
    4. We're Going To Dizzyland!
      1. A Trip to Dizzyland
      2. A Cornucopia Of Wacky Telekinetic Fun!
      3. Don't Mess Around With Eileen And Lenore!
      4. Goodbye To Aldla...And Maybe Lenore, Too
      5. The Doll All The Hopelessly Nerdy Girls Are Playing With This Year.
  3. Who's Your Daddy?
    1. (The Paternal Material Provider)
      1. Who's Your Daddy?
      2. Artificial Humiliation.
      3. Tact's Cut.
      4. Gordie Zwental, Hoosier Daddy!
      5. A Shady Scientist Hypnotized My Man! On the Next Jerry!
      6. Yes, Vulcans Date More Often than Ardra Does.
      7. The Family That Eats Squid Ink Together, Stays Together.
      8. Love, Princes, and Chinese Food.
      9. Ardra Shows a Certain Degree of Concern.
      10. Maybe She's Worried Eileen Doesn't Get Enough Punch lines.
      11. All The World Needs Now, Is Cynicism, Sweet Cynicism.
      12. The Grass is Always Greener.
  4. Interlude
    1. (random strips)
      1. Computer Script is the Only Java Ardra Needs.
      2. They're Telekinetically Squidelicious!
      3. Strifetime: Not Television for Ardra.
      4. Democracy Inaction.
      5. An Traditional, Untraditional Thanksgiving.
      6. Holiday Shopping Rush for the Mindless.
      7. A Slaying Song Tonight!
      8. Like, Gag Me With a Scone.
  5. Eileen! You're On Quiz-o-Rama!
    1. Quiz-o-Rama Part 1
      1. What Kind of Name is "Smirk," Anyway?
      2. Let's Make a Deal, Eileen!
      3. The Tryout, aka The Foregone Conclusion.
      4. Live From the Duex Ex Machina Theater, It's Quiz-o-Rama!
    2. Quiz-o-Rama Part 2
      1. Maybe at Some Point It'll get Tougher.
      2. It Was Vinnie Barbarino In The Role Of A Lifetime, Smirk!
      3. Aldla's Shocking Hollywood Confessions!
      4. Lenore Redefines the Term 'Boom Mic'.
      5. Oops! Smirk Does It Again!
      6. Actually, Smirk's Yer Problem.
    3. (non-cannon commercial break)
      1. Squirrel Wars!!! (non-canon)
      2. Squirrel Wars: Part Deux (non-canon)
    4. Quiz-o-Rama Part 3
      1. Eileen's Strategy.
      2. Fate Smiles Upon Smirk.
      3. If Your Don't Like the Rules, Make Your Own!
      4. Epilogue: Smirk the Jerk is Out of Work!
      5. Epilogue II: Sweet, Sweet, Solitude.
  6. Commercial Break
    1. (random strips 2)
      1. Pest Control.
      2. Bad Libs!
      3. Crime and Punnishment.
      4. Stranded on Hiatus Island.
      5. Happy Halloween!
      6. Happy Turkey Day!
  7. A Renelsior Christmas
    1. A Holiday Special
      1. The First Snowfall of the Season. (remade strip)
      2. A Visit to the Deus Ex Machine Public Library.
      3. Claus for Alarm.
      4. Lenore Exposes The Global Santa Conspiracy.
      5. A Very Renelsior Christmas. (remade strip)
      6. missing
      7. missing
      8. missing
      9. missing
    2. (non-cannon coal in the stockings)
      1. April Fools Crossover. (part 1)
      2. April Fools Crossover. (part 2)
  8. Ardra vs. The World
    1. Ardra vs. The Pushy Cell Phone Salesman
      1. Fear and Loathing at The Mall.
      2. Some People Just Won't Take "NO" for an Answer.
      3. More Wacky Telekinetic Fun With Lenore!
    2. Ardra vs. The F.B.I.
      1. Maybe She Should Call It Truevo?
      2. Trouble at Renelsior Labs.
      3. Sticking It To The Man.
    3. Ardra vs. Online Dating
      1. A Super-Intellectual Man is Hard to Find.
      2. Lenore & Eileen Play Cupid (Albeit Not Very Well).
      3. One is the Loneliest Number... But Two's Not Much Better.
      4. A Difference of Opinion.
      5. Lenore's Agenda is Rather Transparent.
      6. Ardra Makes Her Decision... For Now.
  9. Ardra's Family Reunion
    1. The Renelsior Family
      1. They're Creepy and They're Kooky...
      2. I Ain't Gettin' On No Plane Fool!
      3. Good Cop, Annoying Cop.
      4. The Herefore Unmentioned Brother.
      5. Otto and the Art of Living Dangerously.
      6. Otto: Hacker / Slacker.
    2. The Renelsior Bunch
      1. That Wacky Renelsior Clan.
      2. Because They're Cousins... Identical Cousins.
      3. Ardienne's Goal.
      4. Renelsior Family History Lesson.
      5. Ardrienne's Lone Supporter.
      6. Ardrienne's Evil Scheme Revealed!
    3. Renelsior & Daughters
      1. Plotting a Counter-Attack... Sort Of.
      2. A Plan is Hatched.
      3. Creating a Diversion.
      4. Operation Stop Ardrienne is a Go!
      5. ThE MaStEr wOuLd NoT aPprOvE...
      6. Zoinks, Scoob!
      7. The End... Or Is It?
  10. Intermission
    1. Create-a-Creature
      1. The Stuff That Nausea is Made Of.
      2. Well, THIS Choice Was Inevitable.
      3. You've Gotta Have a Heart - Even If It Is A Bit Cloying.
      4. It's The Added Touches That Make Your Stuffed Animal Special!
      5. For Everything Else There's Squid Ink.
    2. Quality Family Time
      1. A Brief Refresher Course On Cell Phone Etiquette.
      2. Family Lame Night.
      3. Fear Rides The Escalator.
      4. Ardra Faces the Muzak.
      5. Light Fuse With Mind, And Get Away.
  11. Weekend at Gordie and Della's
    1. Gordie and Della's, Part 1
      1. Weekend at Gordie & Della's
      2. The Girls Face the Perils of Normalcy.
      3. Ardra Prepares Della for Disaster.
      4. A Not-So Heartfelt Goodbye.
      5. Unacceptable Accommodations.
    2. Gordie and Della's, Part 2
      1. Yes, But is it Squid-Friendly?
      2. Filet-O-Squid and Cynical Meal Not Available.
      3. Most Expensive Food Ever!
      4. Crucial Plot Point... Or Not?
    3. Gordie and Della's, Part 3
      1. The Big Cover-Up - Revealed!
      2. Those Boots Weren't Made Just For Walking.
      3. Wherein The Plot Takes a Serious Turn.
      4. Proof Lenore DOES Have A Conscience.
    4. Gordie and Della's, Part 4
      1. Good Grief Counseling.
      2. Ask Dr. Lenore.
      3. Dr. Lenore's Counseling Works Wonders... Sort Of.
    5. Gordie and Della's, Part 5
      1. So, It WAS a Crucial Plot Point.
      2. The Important Thing Is That We Don't Panic... DON'T PANIC!
      3. Parenting Skills Are Not Found in Abundance Here.
      4. Take Your Daughter to Work?
      5. At Last, Freedom! (For Gordie and Della Anyway).
  12. Fun With Sisters
    1. (Messing With Ardra)
      1. The Epic Smoothie Conflict.
      2. Great Battle of the Blender.
      3. Aftermath of the War.
      4. Mystery of the Wandering Green Eye.
  13. Ardra For Congress
    1. A Noble Cause...
      1. Smirk's Past Catches Up With Him.
      2. Smirk: Strategic Genius?
      3. Who Knew Delusions Of Grandeur Were Contagious?
      4. Hey, If Bob Barr Can Do It...
      5. Lenore: Low-Budget James Carville.
      6. Ardra Knocks 'em Dead!
      7. Ardra Gets By With A Little Help From Her Friends.
      8. Scaring Voters May Not Be The Best Campaign Tactic...
      9. Smirk Pulls a Fast One On The Press.
      10. Ardra's Hair Is Not Ready For Prime Time
      11. Ardra Vs. Her Less-Than-Worthy Opponents
      12. A Neo-Con Artist Vs. A Liberal Dose of Crap
      13. Ardra Gets A Little Wordy (Kind Of Like Her Comic)
      14. Things Heat Up A Notch
      15. Eileen's Rebuttal Is Stronger Than Ardra's
      16. "Hoosier Values" For The Win!
      17. Ardra Has Friends? Who Knew?
      18. We Finally Get Around To Mentioning The Surrogate
      19. Meet Ophelia
      20. Eileen's Grand Stand
      21. Do Not Store Near Old Flames
      22. The Wheels Are Set In Motion
      23. Politicians Gone Wild
      24. Many Unhappy Election Returns For Smirk
  14. Queazy-Bake Oven
    1. (Adult Supervision Required)
      1. Most People Just Return Unwanted Christmas Gifts...
      2. Things Get A Bit Out Of Hand
      3. We Didn't Start The Fire... Oh, Wait, Yes We Did!
      4. A True Genius Is Never Appreciated
  15. After Home School Special
    1. (What Have You Learned?)
      1. After Home-School Special (Cover)
      2. The Bizarre Life Of A Genius
      3. How To Make Friends... Literally
      4. Taking What You Can Get, Friendshipwise.
      5. The Even More Bizarre Life Of Another Genius
      6. Crazy Is Lenore's Default Setting
      7. A Tender Act of Kindness... Ardra Style
  16. Home School Musical
    1. (Come On! Sing Along!)
      1. Home School Musical
      2. It's A Squid Thing
      3. The Big Finale
      4. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes...Or Maybe It's A Cry For Help.
  17. The Origins of Ardra
    1. (The Makings of a Beginning)
      1. The More You Know
      2. A Troubled Youth
      3. Childhood Monsters
      4. Why Ardra Hates Cell Phones
      5. Early Education
      6. The Next Generation?
      7. The College Years
      8. Addicted to Learning... Or Afraid To Move On?
      9. Ardra Goes To Japan
      10. Leading Up To The Experiment
      11. Science Uber Alles
  18. A Visit From Otto
    1. Otto's Visit
      1. Otto Efficiency
      2. Ardra's Secret Schoolgirl Crush
      3. Where Otto Goes, Trouble Follows
      4. Renelsior Sibling Rivalry
      5. Slacker Lunch
      6. Catching Up On Family Happenings
      7. Otto's Startling Revelation
      8. As The Days Go By...
      9. Oh Noes, Teh Dramas!
      10. Ardra: Total Noob
      11. The Plan Takes Shape
      12. An Offer Otto Can't Refuse
      13. Youse Expected Maybe Elliot Ness?
      14. Not Such a Great Plan After All
      15. Not As Crazy As She Seems
      16. Otto Cleans Up His Act... Sort Of
      17. This One's a Keeper
      18. After The Company Has Gone
  19. The Road Trip (failed restart)
    1. First 3 comics by Trevor
      1. RoadTrip001
      2. RoadTrip002
      3. RoadTrip003