The Miss/Mr/Thing 2008 ComicGenesis Pageant

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"I'm a Hollywood agent! I'm working to help usher in a new Age of Enlightenment by bringing a bit of class and real humor to the movie industry. I also have a 170 I.Q., but that sometimes doesn't help much in this town. For instance, I still can't figure out why, after being in 'Iron Man', Robert Downey, Jr. signed up to be in that stupid 'Tropic Thunder' movie. I'm guessing he probably 'fell off the wagon' again, if you know what I mean..."

1: What is your favorite flavor?

"Since you don't specify what it's a flavor OF, I'll just say 'variety', since that's the spice of life. Living life to its fullest is what I'm all about!"

2: What/Who is your role model?

"This is such a tough question! It would have to be one of the great comedians of modern times. Lenny Bruce, Ernie Kovacs, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, George Carlin, just to name a few...how can I choose? Geez, all those guys are dead! And except for Carlin, they all died young...(sigh)."

3: What is your life goal?

"If my sister were asked this question, she'd say, 'To enlighten the masses and usher in a new renaissance'. A goal I share...but I also think it's important to have fun along the way. I guess my goal is just to make a bit of a positive impact in this world. Of course, there's nothing wrong with fame and fortune, either!"


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